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| MacBinary | 1996-09-20 | 2.6 KB | [clpt/drag] |
MacOS 8.1
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Win98
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DOS
view JSON data
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view as text| Confidence | Program | Detection | Match Type | Support |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10% | dexvert | MacBinary (archive/macBinary) | fallback | Supported |
| 100% | file | MacBinary II, inited, Mon Oct 21 18:25:24 1996, modified Fri Sep 20 10:49:19 1996, creator 'drag', type 'clpt' "Confuse Your Friends", at 0x80 2433 bytes resource Apple HFS/HFS+ resource fork, map offset 0x913, map length 0x6e, data length 0x813, at 16 0x0d0d5072, nextResourceMap 0x1e16454, fileRef 0x16c6, list offset 0x1c, name offset 0x6e, 4 types, 0x54455854 'TEXT' * 1 resource offset 0x22 | default (weak) | |
| 99% | file | data | default | |
| 49% | TrID | Mac Text clippings (MacBinary) | default | |
| 33% | TrID | raw Group 3 FAX bitmap | default (weak) | |
| 16% | TrID | MacBinary 2 | default (weak) | |
| 100% | siegfried | fmt/1762 MacBinary (II) | default | |
| 100% | lsar | MacBinary | default |
| id metadata | |
|---|---|
| key | value |
| macFileType | [clpt] |
| macFileCreator | [drag] |
+--------+-------------------------+-------------------------+--------+--------+
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